My name is Mrs. Lindsay Kay Somethingorother.  I’m 22 years old.  My husband and I went to the courthouse on NYE and said, “I do,” and found out on January 22nd that we’re expecting. And the ensuing chaos has us both questioning the integrity of our mental health.  I’m here to ask all of the important questions regarding life and pregnancy. Such as:

Q: “Where did all of my money go?”

A: “You spent it on a therapist to show you how fucked up you already knew you were.”


Q: “Why does my heartburn always show up at night?”

A: “Because you are carrying a child and mother nature sucks.”


I hope you enjoy.  God bless! 🙂

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  1. I’ve just started following your blog, and want to wish you all the best with your pregnancy and resolving the difficulties with your husband. Feeling the baby kick is a great feeling! It made me tear up the first time too! So special! Good luck!


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